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Arthur the Peasant Becomes the Ruler of the Underworld


You are Arthur, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see your brother William, who is also a farmer, chopping wood for the winter. He looks up from his work when he sees you approach.
"What's going on?" he asks. "I thought you were dead".

"I am," you say.
> i haunt william

The next day, you go to Willy's farm where you find him cutting down some trees. As soon as he hears about what happened, he runs off into the woods. You follow after him, but there is no sign of him.
> go back to my house

You return home to find that it has been ransacked. The front door is broken off its hinges and all the windows smashed. In the kitchen, you find the bodies of William and his wife Mary. They are both beheaded.
> look for someone running away from the scene of the crime

You look around the room for anyone who might be hiding out and see nobody. You then remember: Someone must have left their home! You quickly search the rest of the house, which turns up nothing.
> search for footprints outside the house

You search the whole garden for any prints left by anyone else, but none appear. You also check the cellar and find nothing of interest either. You sigh and decide that whoever was here, they probably left now. Then again, maybe they did leave...
> haunt someone in the village and ask them who killed william and mary

You decide to try to get more information on who was here before leaving, so you head to the local tavern where you hear the sounds of fighting coming from. You enter and see several people fighting each other, with one man lying unconscious on the floor.
> make the lights flicker and the air clammy

You make the doors of the tavern flicker and the air become thick with moisture. You whisper to yourself "I know who killed Willy and Mary".

As you wait for your own turn to speak, you notice that the tavern is starting to fill with smoke.
> search for the arsonist

You walk over to the unconscious man and take a closer look at him. He looks like an average man, but he's not wearing clothes. You don't recognize him though; you just know he's a wizard.
> whisper scary things in the wizard's ear

You whisper something very frightening in his ear and he doesn't even react. You continue whispering until you feel him start to lose consciousness. You then grab him and drag him outside, where you burn him alive.
> go to the next house and haunt the inhabitants

You hurry to the next house and find that it too has been attacked. You immediately begin to curse the occupants and curse the entire town of Larion. You do this for hours, until finally the owner comes out of his home to confront you.
> tell the owner he will die if he doesn't confess his sins

"Who are you?" he asks.
"My name is Ebon," you say. "I'm here to bring justice to the town".
"What crimes have you committed?"
"I've done no such thing!"

> turn the floor into quicksand

You turn the floor into quicksand and sink down into it. The owner attempts to stop you, but you're faster than him and sink deeper. As soon as you touch the ground, you feel your body being sucked under and you drown.
> sink to the underworld

You sink to the underworld and never emerge.

> search for the king of the underworld

You search for the king of the underworld, but all you find is a small hole in the ground. You think about how you could easily escape, but you realize that there is nothing left to hide behind anymore. You quickly leave the hole and begin to wonder what lies beyond.
> proceed through the underworld

You proceed through the underworld and never come back.
> lock hades in a prison and take over the underworld

You lock Hades in a prison and take control of the underworld. You decide to keep the world safe from evil by building a wall around it.
> hire henchman to help me rule the underworld

You hire a hunchback to help you rule the underworld. He's not really a hunchback though; he's more like a dwarf with an over inflated ego. He takes you seriously because he thinks he can be the one to overthrow you.
> kill the dwarf and raise an undead army to take over the mortal world

You kill the dwarf and raise an undead army to take over the mortal world. You make sure the dwarven people are completely destroyed before you even get started.

> enlist the spirits of the dead dwarves in my undead army and march them into the mortal world

You enlist the spirits of the dead dwarves in your undead army and march them into the mortal world. They join you willingly, because they know that their time has come again.

> destroy the kingdom of larion with your undead army

You destroy the kingdom of larion with your undead army. You then order the destruction of the entire kingdom of Larion. This action causes the death of several thousand innocents.
> send scouts to learn how prepared the other kingdoms are for my attacks

You send scouts to learn how prepared the other kingdoms are for your attacks. The scouts report that the kingdom of Larion is well-prepared, while the kingdom of Trelik is unprepared.
> Destroy trelik and all other kingdoms with my undead army

You destroy the kingdom of trelik with your undead army. You then order the destruction of the entire kingdom of Trelik.
> Ask my generals what other kingdoms we must destroy to take over the world

You ask your generals what other kingdoms you must destroy to take over the world. Their answers are as follows:
Kingdom of Trelik:
The Kingdom of Trelik is the last remaining kingdom left in the world.
> kill the king of trelik and sit on his throne

You kill the king of trelik and sit on his throne. He dies soon after.
> Build interdimensional portals and march my undead army into a parallel world

You build interdimensional portals and march your undead army into a parallel world. Your army quickly destroys everything there.
> Conquer the multiverse

You conquer the multiverse. You create a new dimension where you rule supreme. You destroy every single one of your enemies. You slaughter everyone who stands against you. There is no place for anyone else. No more will be spared from your wrath.
> Build ghost space ships and search for an alien civilization

You build ghost space ships and search for an alien civilization. You find none. You decide to return home and spend eternity enjoying your life here.
> Find love

You find love. You fall in love with a woman who was once a soldier but has since become a poet. She is called Delilah and together you live happily ever after.

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